I got one on Friday.
Ok, so technically it's a walking frame, but in terms of street-cred it's definitely in Zimmer territory.
And technically I didn't do this till Saturday. On Friday upright wasn't a sustainable position under any circumstances.
And even more technically, I may have dislocated my wrists in trying out silly balances.
However, that is all irrelevant. I have a zimmer which I shall officially be using to practice walking in the carpark by my flat. I may possibly unofficially use it to try out acrobatic balances and attempt to copy olympic gymnastic manouvers.
(And blame @JackBinstead from twitter for this blog entry. He was pestering me for a picture!)
P.S. I really do have pink DM boots. And they are marvellous.