Toothbrush Trouble

I only went to brush my teeth. It all went slightly wrong.

I held the brush, applied the paste then missed my teeth entirely.

I got my mouth alright: 

Right side, inner cheek - so hard it even sprang a leak.

Not even with the bristles

- that I could understand,

but with the blunt and risk-free plastic end!

I admit that sometimes coordination

isn't quite my strongest point, 

but you must agree it's a kinda special

toothbrush jeopardy!