I only went to brush my teeth. It all went slightly wrong.
I held the brush, applied the paste then missed my teeth entirely.
I got my mouth alright:
Right side, inner cheek - so hard it even sprang a leak.
Not even with the bristles
- that I could understand,
but with the blunt and risk-free plastic end!
I admit that sometimes coordination
isn't quite my strongest point,
but you must agree it's a kinda special